I sat down on the edge of the stage and took off my socks and shoes. I stepped onto the stage and stood motionless, facing slightly to one side, with a glass of water in my right hand. I waited until all the noise had died down.
I bent forward very slowly a few times until all the water had spilled onto the floor.
I then grabbed a bucket and a mop and mopped up the spilled water. Once I’d finished, I put the things away, sat down on the edge of the stage and put my socks and shoes back on.
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